Squirt, your Papa and I tied the knot officially on February 3rd, 2011 at 3:15pm. It was a new moon, which is supposedly very auspicious for weddings. It was also a beautiful perfect Los Angeles day. We met some close friends at the Beverly Hills Courthouse and waited till we met our judge, whose name I have forgotten, but whose face and voice I never will. She brought us into the makeshift chapel. It was adorably cheesy. Our friends gathered around while we listened to the lady and her lovely inflections and said our vows. I wanted to cry but didn’t. Your Aunt Kimberly did that for me.